Postcard #124

Postmarked Boston, MA

A few years ago I decided that I deserved punishment and I craved it intensely. I pursued you with such fervor because at some level I already knew you’d be the perfect person for the job. You’ve exceeded expectations, been employee of the month for years. Only now I have no choice but to let you go. You see, I finally feel deserving of love and worship, and living the head of hate and punishment for a position at this company would surely be a conflict of interest. I wish you all the best in your journey. -this is good luck- p.s. you’re a star